♦Day One: Ten things you want to say to ten different people right now.
♣Day Two: Nine things about yourself.
♥Day Three: Eight ways to win your heart.
♦Day Four: Seven things that cross your mind a lot.
♠Day Five: Six things you wish you’d never done.
♣Day Six: Five people who mean a lot.
♥Day Seven: Four turn offs.♦Day Eight: Three turn ons ( Read more... )

I went to make a quick edit on this entry from last night, and it seems to have vanished...
...I assume it'll be back, but until then - I saved it:

_glamazon for being a hundred-thousand times physically tougher than moi, and still look great while doing it.
agent_ouchie for filling my friends screen with amazing art each and every day
agriking for showing us all that some ( Read more... )

_glamazon for being a hundred-thousand times physically tougher than moi, and still look great while doing it.
agent_ouchie for filling my friends screen with amazing art each and every day
agriking for showing us all that some vaguely handsome farmers can be frankly awesome AND classy
alabastard for giving the world a continuous and constantly expanding lovestory unlike any other
alagbon for ( Read more... )

I love girls with glasses.

As an aside: I think it's funny that when I ask "How tall are you?" I feel basically the same way as when I ask "What are you wearing?"
Which I may also say a lot.

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I believe that the two women in this song are my latest two crushes.
I am in total love with them.
So brilliant.

( So under here... )

I would like to wish everyone a Happy Festivus! Enjoy the erection of your aluminum poles, air your grievances wisely and demonstrate feats of strength in an appropriate and responsible manner. I am not a fan of Seinfeld personally, however I will take any opportunity to use the word "erection" in a manner not speaking of my wang ( Read more... )

Today is real thanksgiving in the world, or more importantly: Canadian Thanksgiving, and as such I'm going to give back to the world of livejournal by telling everyone on my friends list - who still updates that is - why I am thankful for them. Yeah, it's going to take awhile, so let's get this started...

_glamazon - You seem so very - COOL, and ( Read more... )

Reply to this meme by yelling "Words!" and I will give you five words that remind me of you. Then post them in your LJ and explain what they mean to you.

WineI'm afraid the first and foremost of my vices takes a large degree of my time up - or at least would if I had time for it... unfortunately a career under arms does not lend itself well to ( Read more... )

Remember my question meme, well it's time for the answers... in no particular order.
Which I actually mean, since some of these will be pretty long.

Just how long are your pants? do you fuck with pants on? do you believe that pants, being pants, should be fucked?Well, that's a strange question, but specifically I have short legs compared to others ( Read more... )